Tuesday, July 27, 2010

If you ever want to alienate someone....

This is a video I discovered concerning sheep. Yes, sheep. I know my last two posts have also been about sheep, but I swear that is only coincidence!

This poor sheep, unaware of why its sheep pals are running away from it as if their lives were at stake, has a scary mask on its head.


I think we can all learn something from this video.
If your goal is to ever make someone/thing feel very confused, sad, and alienated, simply put a scary mask on said person/thing's head.

That and people are mean.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

So....

I beat the sheep game. Now I once again have no place to go to waste time on the computer.

Friday, July 9, 2010

Do you fancy sheep??

Then please check out this game I stumbled upon last night!!
If you don't then you're missing out buddy.

And if you don't care about sheep then oh well. This post was meant for Dani anyways.

link:

http://www.silvergames.com/game/home-sheep-home/


I think the thing I like the most about it are the little noises the sheep make. hehe


Wednesday, July 7, 2010

I need to do college stuff

like right 3 essays to be able to apply to places.
But I am so not in the mood to finish this one I've started, or start the other 2.

It's because I lack inspiration! I am not confident in the ideas I've come up with! Actually I don't even have ideas for the other 2. Which is why I haven't even bothered yet.

SOMEONE GIVE ME INSPIRATION
OR IDEAS
OR HELP
OR WRITE THE ESSAYS FOR ME!!

Sarah? You're a journalist major. I need you!

.... oh my gosh I put the wrong kind of "write" in the very first line.....

I'M HOPELESS

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

I have 3 % laptop battery remaining but I must say this

I really hate sleeping on wet hair.

It's the only way I've been sleeping lately; with wet hair sticking to my back.

Kinda like the feeling you have when you're super sweaty and it makes your hair stick to your skin in very uncomfortable and annoying ways. Except colder.

you all know the feeling.

Except you bald babies. You haven't had hair yet.....


Just you wait, babies. Just you wait.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Guatemalan Icebox Cookies

So for a spanish project, I baked these foreign cookies. I followed the recipe I got off the internet just as it says. I included all ingredients it asked for. Like flour, egg, sugar, cocoa powder.

Black pepper, salt, cayenne pepper.

You know, the usual.

Here's some words people used to describe the taste:
dog food.
brick.
wood.
cookie?

I asked a friend to tell me about his cookie eating experience. He replied with "Well, I remember feeling happy. And then the cookie sucked it out of me. Like a dementor. Dementor cookies."

So there you have it folks. I have successfully produced a cookie equivalent to sucking the very souls out of peoples' bodies.

Strangely enough though, my mother loved them. And so did our dogs. But that could be because they apparently taste like dog food.


In case anyone is curious to make these cookies. Here's the recipe.
--> http://www.recipezaar.com/Guatemalan-Icebox-Cookies-199986

Or maybe I just messed up entirely. I'd love to know how it got such good ratings.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Food pictures to describe my moods at school



This is me during Spanish III





This is me during English (one of the sheep.)

I like English
(The funny thing is the tomato isn't that far from resembling my professor)



This is me in Physics, usually, when my teacher is actually teaching something




This just makes me want to eat an apple.

I think I will.